Naruto Chapter 391: With the Thunder
Summary: Sasuke channels lightning from a storm he incited and attacks Itachi. Itachi survives by summoning what he claims to be his last weapon, Susano. Itachi acknowledges that Sasuke, who has activated the second level of the cursed seal, has become very strong. (Read 391 here)
SnowyOwl Says:
This chapter was both epic and funny. Leave it to Sasuke to use nature to boost his own power, which is both resourceful and ridiculous. But at least his method was slightly more explainable than Pein's super-natural powers.Moment 1: Itachi was BLOWN out of his muumuu!
Moment 2: Sasuke's I-did-it! happy dance (oh Sasuke, you know the they're never really dead until you kill them with your own hands)Moment 3: Whoa, that's the first time we've seen Itachi without the Sharingan
And finally we see Susano, the last of the trio of deities (is it still an eye-jutsu? I wonder what it does?). Itachi just announced that this was his last resort. I guess it runs in the family.
And if cursed-seal two is any indication, Sasuke's out of his own natural chakra. I guess it's time for Orochi to come out and play.
(and where there's Orochi, there's Kabuto...and when Kabuto and Sasuke are together, Orochi can put himself together again...oh...this could be fun...)
posted by serenphoria @ 9:20 PM
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha, Sasuke! Never do the victory tango unless you've left a severed head under several metric tons 'o dirt, and Kabuto isn't around with a splicer. But thinking about it, all the great literature of the modern era has involved lightning strikes bringing *life*. ("It's alive, it's alive, oh God, it's aLIIIIIIIIVVEEE!" ring any bells? Okay, so that was a movie adaptation of a book, but the it still stands. You should have taken World Lit, Sasuke.) And if he'd just taken a few notes from Naruto, he could have won the whole thing, and redeemed his psychotic AND sociopathic (nice combo, that) brother, by PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE. YES. Naturally that works. Every freakin' time.
Who else thought that Itachi's new eye color was hysterical? (Are they blue? Clear? White? Purple? Rainbow colored that shift with his moods- oooh. Mood eyes. He comes with "Batsh*t Insane Blue", "Killer Crimson", "Psychotic Purple", and "I Want a Burger Green". Also amber for happy. Or whatever amber stands for.) It's classic. All the color from his eyes drained into his phantom ribcage. And to further document my descent into lame, this is the dialog that popped into my head during this scene. I knew exposure to my brother was bad.
Sasuke: Muumuu is dead, brother lives, WHUT?
Itachi: lol n00b. PH33R T3H 1337 eyez!
That's just sad. I need to go dig a basement for me to live in. Yeah. Definitely. But if Malfoy's head shows up, it pays rent. Oh, and a mutant Kabuto/Sasuke? Ew. Just EW. (Would it be Saskuto? Orochbutoke? Kabusukemaru? The Dread Pirate Lame? - I like that last one.)
Taters, you had me laughing so hard! But I think Dread Pirate Lame only covers Orochisuke. Craze Pirate Lame? Doesn't quite ring...
Ohohoh little brother. My muumuu deflected your attack. You've still a ways to go.
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